A load of wankers
Good luck – and enjoy yourselves – to all those participating in the Masturbate-A-Thon in Clerkenwell, London, today.
What could be better? They'll have fun, raise money for Marie Stopes and the Terence Higgins Trust – and leave the Daily Wail in a state of deep indignation.
The event originally started in the US in 1994, as a response to the forced resignation of surgeon-general Joycelyn Elders, after she suggested teaching masturbation as part of school sex education programmes and was, predictably, slated by religious and conservative groups.
There have been rumours that today's event will be the focus of protests. Some people really do need to get a life. And a good wank probably wouldn't go amiss either.
What could be better? They'll have fun, raise money for Marie Stopes and the Terence Higgins Trust – and leave the Daily Wail in a state of deep indignation.
The event originally started in the US in 1994, as a response to the forced resignation of surgeon-general Joycelyn Elders, after she suggested teaching masturbation as part of school sex education programmes and was, predictably, slated by religious and conservative groups.
There have been rumours that today's event will be the focus of protests. Some people really do need to get a life. And a good wank probably wouldn't go amiss either.
posted by Amanda Kendal at 12:20 pm
1 Comments:
Some people really do need to get a life indeed! I've been wanking for over 50 years and I ain't blind or crazy yet although some may argue with the last part. If I'd known about this earlier and they had a category for senior citizens, I probably would have flown over and joined in the festiviites. Good wanking to you all!
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