Kinky cuts

Since the Millennium provided the initial nostalgic excuse, you don't seem to have been able to escape list programmes on the TV and lists in every publication imaginable.

So, in a spirit of conformity – and in celebration of today's rising of Parliament and the official start of The Silly Season…

A BDSM Top 10

Venus in Furs, The Velvet Underground

Pain is so Close to Pleasure, Queen

Bed of Nails, Alice Cooper

Hurt, The Nine Inch Nails

I Don’t Mind the Thorns (If You’re the Rose), Lee Greenwood

Torture Chamber, Edan

Love is a Gentle Whip, Mooney Suzuki

Golden Handcuffs, The Vectors

Human Bondage Den, Adam and the Ants

The Divine Art of Torture, Necrophagia